You Kids Behave or the Router Gets It! – Funny Retro Parenting T-Shirt – 80s 90s Meme Tee for Millennial Parents

Parenting in the digital age takes creativity—and sometimes a little humor. This retro-style graphic tee perfectly captures the daily struggle of millennial parents: trying to pry Gen Z kids away from video games, YouTube, and endless scrolling. Featuring bold 80s and 90s throwback artwork, the design shows a hammer poised over a Wi-Fi router, paired with the hilarious threat every parent has thought but rarely said: “You kids behave or the router gets it!”

This shirt isn’t just funny—it’s relatable. Whether you’re navigating the chaos of family life, negotiating screen time limits, or just want to wear your parenting battles with pride, this tee makes a perfect conversation starter. Designed with vintage comic-book fonts, neon retro colors, and nostalgic styling, it blends humor with old-school vibes.

Printed on premium cotton for comfort and durability, this shirt is ideal for millennial parents juggling adulting, work, and the never-ending fight to keep kids unplugged from the internet. It’s a must-have for anyone who’s ever threatened to “turn the Wi-Fi off” to get their kids’ attention.

Perfect For:

• Millennial parents who love funny retro parenting shirts
• Moms and dads battling kids’ screen time and video game addiction
• Families who enjoy sarcastic Wi-Fi and internet humor t-shirts
• Fans of 80s and 90s retro meme graphic tees with vintage style
• Gift idea for parents of Gen Z kids who won’t unplug from their devices

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort.
- Durable construction with side seams that help maintain its shape.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its elasticity over time.
- High-quality sleeve and neck label printing techniques ensure vibrant designs.
- Ethically manufactured in a sustainable way and REACH certified.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean