When the Kids Start Whining I Start Wine-ing Retro Mom T-Shirt – Funny Parenting Humor Tee

This retro-inspired graphic tee is the ultimate uniform for millennial moms who are just so over it. Featuring bold 1950s and 1960s pop-art style artwork, it perfectly captures the sentiments of every millennial mom dealing with constant whining, endless complaining, and the never-ending chorus of “Mom, I need…”. How do you deal with the constant kid push-back? With a glass of wine (or two). Whether it’s poured into a stemmed glass or discreetly contained in that giant stainless steel “water bottle” you apparently can't live without, this shirt says exactly what every exhausted mom is thinking.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a vintage vibe, this shirt combines humor, nostalgia, and comfort in one. It’s more than just a tee—it’s a relatable parenting badge of honor for anyone navigating the chaos of adulting, exhaustion, and the occasional need for liquid relaxation.

Perfect For:

• Moms who love funny retro t-shirts with a 50s and 60s pop art vibe
• Exhausted millennial parents coping with adulting and parenting stress
• Wine lovers looking for a sarcastic and relatable mom life graphic tee
• Gifting moms who enjoy humor, vintage style, and a well-earned glass of wine
• Casual everyday wear from school pickup to moms’ night out with friends

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort.
- Durable construction with side seams that help maintain its shape.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its elasticity over time.
- High-quality sleeve and neck label printing techniques ensure vibrant designs.
- Ethically manufactured in a sustainable way and REACH certified.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean